REVULCANIZE MY TIRES POST HASTE PLUS

You’ll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you’re there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me - Royce McCutcheon!

REVULCANIZE MY TIRES POST HASTE PLUS

You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. Royce: That’s the miracle of the franchise. “Homer”: With the man in the White House? Not likely! If you keep it up, I’ll yell so loud the whole country will hear! “Homer”: Now I’m going to grab me some sweet. The man in the White House doesn’t care about sexual harassment: Paddling the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a paddling.Ģ4. Looking out the window…that’s a paddling. Jasper: Talking out of turn…that’s a paddling. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. What is there to do without cable TV?Īnnouncer: Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. McBain: Now, my Woody Allen impression: I’m a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.Ģ2. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.Ĭarl: Oh no! They’re biting him, and stealing his pants. He can grab onto them pointy rocks.Ĭarl: Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs. You’ve never had your pants grabbed off by friendly beavers? Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice… like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night… like Urkel!Ģ0.

This book must be out of date: I don’t see “Prussia”, “Siam”, or “autogyro”. Post Office Employee: Uh, I better look in the manual. Take the Zeppelin to Prussia, and say hi to the Bismarck for me:īurns: Yes, I’d like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail.

Revulcanize my tires post haste